幽默笑話/英文笑話/The Creation of Woman
【標題】：The Creation of Woman
【簡介】：One day, after a near etern...
【正文】：One day, after a near eternity in the Garden of Eden, Adam callsout to God, "Lord, I have a problem.""What`s the problem, Adam?" God replies."Lord, I know you created me and have provided for me andsurrounded me with this beautiful garden and all of thesewonderful animals, but I`m just not happy.""Why is that, Adam?" comes the reply from the heavens."Lord, I know you created this place for me, with all this lovelyfood and all of the beautiful animals, but I am lonely.""Well Adam, in that case I have the perfect solution. I shallcreate a `woman` for you.""What`s a `woman,` Lord?""This `woman` will be the most intelligent, sensitive, caring,and beautiful creature I have ever created. She will be sointelligent that she can figure out what you want before you wantit. She will be so sensitive and caring that she will know yourevery mood and how to make you happy. Her beauty will rival thatof the heavens and earth. She will unquestioningly care for yourevery need and desire. She will be the perfect companion foryou," replies the heavenly voice."Sounds great.""She will be, but this is going to cost you, Adam.""How much will this `woman` cost me Lord?" Adam replies."She`ll cost you a leg, an arm, an eye, an ear, and a testicle."Adam ponders this for some time, with a look of deep thought andconcern on his face. Finally Adam asks God, "Uh, what can I getfor a rib?"
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