幽默笑話/英文笑話/Portrait
【標題】：Portrait
【簡介】：An elderly woman decided to...
【正文】：An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist.... ....."Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex. " "But you are not wearing any of those things." "I know," she said. "It`s in case I should die before my husband. I`m sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry.
【序號】：311