幽默笑話/英文笑話/One girl
【標題】：One girl
【簡介】：One girl went to the preach...
【正文】：One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin.有個女孩向神父告解她所犯的罪………Girl: Father, I have sinned.女孩：神父，我有罪。Preacher: What did you do, little girl?神父：孩子，你犯了什麽罪呢？Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a "son of a Bitch."女孩：昨天，我罵了某個男人一句：「你這個狗娘養的！」Preacher: Why? What did he do to you?神父：為什麽？他對你做了什麽嗎？Girl: He touched my breast.女孩：他……他摸我的胸部。Preacher: You mean like this? (The guy did it.)神父：你是說像這樣子嗎？（神父伸手摸女孩的胸部）Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes.女孩：（因為神父的舉動而有一些害羞）嗯……是的。Preacher: That's no reason to call him that.神父：只是這樣子的話你沒有理由罵他啊。Girl: But he also took off my cloth.女孩：但是……他又把我的衣服脫掉……Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it again.)神父：你是說像這樣子嗎？（神父動手脫掉女孩的衣服）Girl: Yes, that's what he did.女孩：是的，是這樣子沒錯。Preacher: That's still no reason to call him that.神父：可是這樣子你還是沒有理由罵他啊。Girl: And he put his youknowwhat into my youknowwhat...女孩：然後……他把他的……那個……放到我的……那個……裏面……Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this? (And youknowwhat)神父：（奸笑貌）你是說像這樣子嗎？（神父和女孩就那個那個了）Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, that's what he did...女孩：（數分鐘後）喔……是的……就是這樣子………Preacher: My dear girl, that's still no reason to call him a...神父：我親愛的孩子，就算是這樣你還是沒有理由罵他「你這個………」Girl: But he had AIDS!!女孩：但是他有 AIDS 呀!!Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!神父：那個狗娘養的!!!
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