幽默笑話/英文笑話/Married life

【標題】：Married life

【簡介】：A woman who just got marrie...

【正文】：A woman who just got married ran into a friend on the street one day, and the friend asked her how her marriage was going. "Not good. He eats like a pig, he never takes a bath, and he leaves his dirty clothes all over the house. He makes me so sick I can barely eat." "Well," says the friend, "why don`t you leave him?" "I will," says the first one. "But I want to lose another 12 pounds first."