幽默笑話/英文笑話/If Men Got Pregnant
【標題】：If Men Got Pregnant
【簡介】：If Men Got Pregnant:Mat...
【正文】：If Men Got Pregnant:Maternity leave would last two years, with full pay.There would be a cure for stretch marks.Natural childbirth would become obsolete.Morning sickness would rank as the nation`s #1 health problem.All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.All children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.Men would be eager to talk about commitment.They wouldn`t think twins were so cute.Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 pm.Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.They`d stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.Women would rule the world.
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