幽默笑話/英文笑話/I`m Glad I`m A Man
【標題】：I`m Glad I`m A Man
【簡介】：I`m glad I`m a man, you bet...
【正文】：I`m glad I`m a man, you better believe.I don`t live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese.I don`t bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts.I can get where I want to north, south, east or west.I don`t get wasted after only 2 beers,and when I do drink I don`t end up in tears.I won`t spend hours deciding what to wear.I spend 5 minutes max fixing my hair.And I don`t go around checking my reflectionin everything shiny from every direction.I don`t whine in public and make us leave early,and when you ask why get all bitter and surly.I`m glad I`m a man, I`m so glad I could sing.I don`t have to sit around waiting for that ring.I don`t gossip about friends or stab them in the back.I don`t carry our differences into the sack.I`ll never go psycho and threaten to kill youor think every guy out there`s trying to steal you.I`m rational, reasonable, and logical too.I know what the time is and I know what to do.And I honestly think its a privilege for meto have these two balls and stand when I pee.I live to watch sports and play all sorts of ball.It`s more fun than dealing with women after all.I won`t cry if you say it`s not going to work.I won`t remain bitter and call you a jerk.Feel free to use me for immediate pleasure.I won`t assume it`s permanent by any measure.Yes, I`m so very glad I`m a man, you see.I`m glad I`m not capable of child delivery.I don`t get all bitchy every 28 days.I`m glad that my gender gets me a much bigger raise.I`m a man by chance and I`m thankful it`s true.I`m so glad I`m a man and not a woman like you!
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